Things that happened

Go into short term rentals, they said…

Here’s an inventory of things that happened recently, say in the last month or so:

• Dryer dead
• Guest’s phone charger fried
• Microwave falls apart
• Thermostat loses power
• Guests go nuclear for no special reason
• Another dryer dead (why?!)
• Broken toilet seat
• Vomit cleanup
• Pet feces cleanup, interior and exterior
• Root intrusion into sewage pipes
• Roof leak
• Flooded unit
• WiFi unresponsive
• Smart lock just goes dead
• No water in unit
• No trash pickup; why?!
• A/C fizzled out.
• Bathtub leak.